When teachers say “I dismiss the class, not the bell.”
If the bell can’t tell me when to leave, it shouldn’t tell me when to come into class.
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When a hot person sits next to you,
On the inside, you’re like:
And you wanna be like:
But you just sit there like:
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- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
